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Old 08-02-2007, 02:34 AM
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So i get really bored being a computer nerd in an autoparts store (For those of you who don't know, i work in autoparts )

One day i got so bored i calculated how long it would take for me to urinate the volume of earth's oceans, here is the results.... (did this all by hand, no electronics used)


world's oceans
aprox~ 1.37 x 10 ^9 kl^3 (1.37 billion cubic km)

avg flow of urine, 30ml/s

ocean in ml... 1.37 x 10^15

it would take:
761,111,112,000 minutes
or
12,685,185,200 hours
or
528,549,383 days
or
1,448,080 years

for one person constantly urinating to fill the same amount of space as the ocean assuming that person is able to keep the same flow of urine going through out the task at hand.

The average human generates 1.5L of urine a day, so realistically it would take a single person 2.5022831 × 10^9 days (2,502,283,100) years to urinate the oceans .


Now, if everyone in the world were to urinate 1.5L a day, it would take the entire world population 138 days to fill the same volume as the world's ocean.

However it would still take the entire population 109,378 days or 299 years of urinating to match teh volume of the planet. (assuming population and urination remains constant)

In conclusion, i have to peepee =X
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Old 08-02-2007, 02:19 PM
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Holy Lots of Pee Batman!

I think you need a new job...
Or more people in your area need to shop for auto parts, you had some serious time on your hands

Interesting though...
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Old 08-02-2007, 05:16 PM
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i wanted to figure out how long it'd take to do the universe, but i didn't know theoretical volume of the universe off the top of my head...


so i looked it up, and i used a calculator to figure this out
volume of space 6.7592448 × 10^75 ml^3

world population 6,600,000,000

flow of urine 30 ml/s

it would take the entire population 6.49497718 × 10^58 (64,949,771,800,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000) years to fill known space with pee.....
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Old 08-02-2007, 09:22 PM
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Well, what are we waiting for? Zorbon! Fire up the siren, let's get to work!
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Oh, dear God!

Zorban, you need to find something new to do at work. People will start thinking you're mad.
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Old 08-03-2007, 12:27 PM
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Default Re: Work time potty fun!

u should now count how much water (as peeing isnt only way we extract fluids so it wouldnt be, 1l water=1l pee) and other ingredients ("urea", dissolved salts, glucose and more, which i cant recall now) would it take for the same thing.. but then again u would have to find out the other things on spare time so it wouldnt be work time fun anymore...
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